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Indecision
is the key to flexibility.
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You
can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
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There
is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
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Happiness
is merely the remission of pain.
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Nostalgia
isn’t what it used to be.
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Sometimes
too much drink is not enough.
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The
facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
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The
careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
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Someone
who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
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Things
are more like they are today then they ever were before.
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Anything
worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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Everything
should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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Friends
may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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I
have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
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Suicide
is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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If
you think that there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
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All
things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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If
you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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One-seventh
of your life is spent on Mondays.
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By
the time you make ends meet, they move both ends.
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Not
one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
-
The
more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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There
is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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This
is a bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it.
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Never
wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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The
trouble with life is that you’re halfway through it before you realize it’s
a "Do-it-yourself" thing.
