Grant
me the serenity
To
accept the things I cannot change,
The
courage
To
change the things I cannot accept,
And
the wisdom
To
hide the bodies of those people
I
had to kill today because they ticked me off.
And
help me to be careful
Of
the toes I step on today,
As
they may be connected to the derriere
That
I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Winner's
Circle, The Working Communicator
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